Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.

I need to get me some morning Bean

by jimb May 13, 2005

Bean

A bean is someone who is oblivious to everything they hear and see, a bean is someone who pays attention to stuff they want and ignores everything else in life. Also a bean is someone who always says stupid things and makes everyone laugh, because of how stupid they make you feel.

Guy: "that girl is fucked up"
Dylan: "ya, Maria's a bean"

by A bean August 2, 2015

Bean

Means cool, something really cool is bean, or something really good is bean

That burger was very bean. That ride was so bean.

by Jay tizzle July 22, 2006

BEANS

MONEY

I am getting like 50 beans this week.

by booyaka619 March 11, 2009

Bean

Lesbian or queer girl is a bean.

lesbian = lez-bean = bean

Check out her hair cut, total bean

Lucy Bean

by LucyBean13 March 17, 2010

beaned

beaned as in beanedandtoasted.com, the trendsetter for UK student lifestyle.

you have been beaned - you have been beanedandtoasted

by pookle July 25, 2004