An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
by I hate Messi December 24, 2020
A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.
by Silz Kirby August 30, 2011
by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021
by skrrts August 23, 2020
The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness
The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind
The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas
The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old
Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas
The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind
The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas
The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old
Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas
by Llama Queen April 13, 2022
THIS MAN IS A BIG RUSSIAN MAN THAT CARRIES BIG LMG AND WILL CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE INCREDIBLE HULK BUT WITH GUNS
LORD TACHANKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ME52637 March 15, 2021
noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017