"Climbin' da walls" level of distress regarding any of a number of "English 26" debacles, including:
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
Additional examples of "alphabetical anguish" include:
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
Get the alphabetical anguishmug. Da act of not requiring ya to either endure some hardship/drudgery, such as:
beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell
breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow
brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella
ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped
cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger
Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns
creasement: what a clothes-iron provides
feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges
fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide
freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets
geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard
greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy
keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements
kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property
peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal
beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell
breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow
brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella
ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped
cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger
Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns
creasement: what a clothes-iron provides
feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges
fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide
freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets
geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard
greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy
keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements
kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property
peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal
Additional examples of alphabetical easements:
pleasement: what speaking politely and/or trying to cater to one's preferences can provide
queasement: what dat "yucky pink stuff" in da triangular bottle supposedly provides
Reesement: being given an orange-wrappered candy bar to munch on
rhesusement: not having to deal wif noisy/jumpy primates, or being given/loaned a cute monkey as a therapy animal
seesement: what putting up a privacy fence gives ya from nosy neighbors
seizement: refers to either (1) what Loctite Silver-Grade lubricant provides, or (2) what filing for Chapter 11 does regarding credit-vultures
sleazement: protection from "shady" characters
Smeesement: what Peter Pan enjoyed whenever Captain Hook's first mate wasn't around
sneezement: what ya hopefully get from taking cold-and-flu meds
squeezement: comfort dat a hug provides, or relief from time/budgetary constraints
teasement: what ya get when yer bratty little cousin is in school or away at camp
thesement: what ya enjoy when just dealing wif "those" instead
treesement: what ya intermittently encounter when traveling along sporadically-wooded terrain
weesement: what a kindergarten teacher savors before/after class, or what ya finally achieve after all of dat coffee ya guzzled finally finishes "going right through ya"
wheezement: da relief from being constantly outta breath dat Pat McManus gets when he practices da MFFFF
zeesement: "Ahhh, sweet sleep... dat knits up da ragged sleeve of care."
pleasement: what speaking politely and/or trying to cater to one's preferences can provide
queasement: what dat "yucky pink stuff" in da triangular bottle supposedly provides
Reesement: being given an orange-wrappered candy bar to munch on
rhesusement: not having to deal wif noisy/jumpy primates, or being given/loaned a cute monkey as a therapy animal
seesement: what putting up a privacy fence gives ya from nosy neighbors
seizement: refers to either (1) what Loctite Silver-Grade lubricant provides, or (2) what filing for Chapter 11 does regarding credit-vultures
sleazement: protection from "shady" characters
Smeesement: what Peter Pan enjoyed whenever Captain Hook's first mate wasn't around
sneezement: what ya hopefully get from taking cold-and-flu meds
squeezement: comfort dat a hug provides, or relief from time/budgetary constraints
teasement: what ya get when yer bratty little cousin is in school or away at camp
thesement: what ya enjoy when just dealing wif "those" instead
treesement: what ya intermittently encounter when traveling along sporadically-wooded terrain
weesement: what a kindergarten teacher savors before/after class, or what ya finally achieve after all of dat coffee ya guzzled finally finishes "going right through ya"
wheezement: da relief from being constantly outta breath dat Pat McManus gets when he practices da MFFFF
zeesement: "Ahhh, sweet sleep... dat knits up da ragged sleeve of care."
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
Get the alphabetical easementsmug. Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
Get the alphabetical immigrantsmug. BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
Get the alphabetical investigationsmug. In paying homage to STEVE PAUL "ADAM" JOBS (STAY HUNGRY.STAY F00LISHand his brillianCE as you pretty much know how SUNDER would in APPLE 808 as a SURE LINE would set up this CALENDER.
HI
SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
HI
SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
HEY You GOO...RS what does our PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER day this COLD EVENING as we all know the date and month are always the same BUTT NOTHING in this universe would work if it wasn't APRIL FIRST, ANY YEAR and GODDAMN you are right SUNDER as WELL NOBLE PEACE EEE TO ALL.
HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751
THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751
THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 30, 2022
Get the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDERmug. Assorted "plucked from da ol' 26" examples of extra-special-or-impressive products/performance:
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
Additional examples of "alphabetical ambrosia" include:
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the alphabetical ambrosiamug. Have you ever learned about the NATO alphabet? It goes like this: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.
by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022
Get the NATO alphabetmug.