Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
by Slampig123 July 27, 2021
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back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.
Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.
by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022
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Back Alley Dip dab

When you put your penis in a girls rear end and she licks her shit off your penis
by Gozza69 February 20, 2025
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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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Action alley

At Walmart, the action alley is the area that separates departments. Customers and Associates alike this area and it is often the quickest way around the store. Usually, the action alley has displays to promote sale
Manager: Can you fill the feature in the electronics action alley?
by DYLLPYCKLE August 20, 2022
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alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.
Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
by Mezomitch August 14, 2009
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