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Alley Poop

When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!
by $limbo July 7, 2019
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Alley Oop

When A Person Likes Someone & Uses A Friend To Set Him/Her Up.
Lil Baby - In A Minute “ Brodie Want Her Friend ; Throw An Alley Oop “
by Tebo_1K August 2, 2023
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Speaking my alley

It’s when you are speaking my alley
by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022
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alley

alley (v). to meet up. derived from the room (30/01/22)
we finna alley and vape on the west.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Alley-Oop

There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lives way back a long time ago
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well, this cat's name is Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
He rides through the jungle, tearin' limbs off of trees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
There he goes
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Look at that cave man go
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He sure is hip, ain't he?
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like what's happening
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's too much
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Hi-yo, dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Get 'em, man
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like hips ville
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
by Death Menace August 31, 2023
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back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.
Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.
by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016
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Lipstick Alley

A former predominately black women's forum taken over by trolls to sway narratives and rewrite history. Users aren't allowed to DELETE comments or express freedom of speech. Non black people make accounts daily and use digital black face to sway narratives regarding black culture for the world to see. Please do not use this website for anything regarding factual black culture in America. Lipstick Alley is a website that resembles The National Enquirer where the subject is black people and the entire world can participate and cosplay as them to express their hatred of other demographics. The main use of this website in 2025 is for anyone not black and female to dump their anger and grievances onto the forum without consequences. The mods don't care and are OPPs using the site to further perpetuate hatred like Stormfront. David Duke was an active user.
I love getting on Lipstick Alley so I can express my hatred for my indian room mate because it's not acceptable for me to do that in real life being a white person. I can hide behind a picture of SZA and express how much I hate everyone, trauma dump on this site, and still smile in everyone's face on Monday morning at work and black women will take the fall.
by Tx_nonzombie September 19, 2025
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