Alfie Littlejohn

A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much

“whos that hot funny guy?”

“its alfie littlejohn”

by secretlover22 March 22, 2024

Alfie Levy

A fucking incel whose nan lives in cornice cleaning. He likes it up the ass and has a fat crush on lauran cobb. He’s a mega homosexual and likes gooning too big burly black men

“Hey bro did you see Alfie Levy is being railed by a black man?”

by Dinis crust December 23, 2025

Alfies house

A piece of garbage that stinks

Hey ur house is like alfies house

by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021