The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.
Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
by This is baby bird November 23, 2016
Get the Samuel Gallaghermug. Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020
Get the Soggy Samuelmug. Taking a big sip of somebody elses drink or eating alot of somebody elses food without their premission to consume so much of it.
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
A: That's a tasty beverage, may I take a sip of it.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
by Gatorius April 27, 2009
Get the A Samuel L.mug. 1. Liam Payne's (one direction) bestfriend
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up
1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you're making me horny ;)
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!
by loverof1D March 2, 2011
Get the Andy Samuelsmug. Someone who should see that they are beautiful and smart. Doesn’t see it though because she is blind
by Another Anonymous User December 28, 2020
Get the Takisha Samuelmug. 
Samuel k is a drunk Indian boy with a raping disorder which means he rapes any girl in sight he is so gay he rapes boys aswell and rapes miss heart well and miss goldsborough and very dumb.He is so Muslim all he says is Judy hundy hundy undy are and then has too much wine.He like kinger and dilane and safhia and Yasmine and dreams of raping them in bed.He needs help from jesus.
by Kelvin the crackhead June 12, 2019
Get the Samuel kmug.