Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

Silent partner

Investors that provide companies financial support but aren't involved in day-to-day operations and don't participate in management tasks. As a result, they can potentially lose their entire investment—but typically no more.

He has set up two profitable businesses although he is now a silent partner in one of them.

by @marie1737 April 6, 2024

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

death partner

When a elderly woman and/or man find someone they love deeply, and have an emotional connection. Pair up and live out the rest of their lives together and die happily.

After mark had trouble with his last marriage he found the perfect death partner at the age of 65. Living out his life with someone he loves.

by anonymous June 26, 2022