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fart knocker

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.
you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.
by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008
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Boot Knocker

A frozen bottle of water (containing "MAD ICE CRYSTALS") sold by a fat black man in Washington D.C. that strongly resembles Bizarre from D12. The term can also be used to describe something important
This shit's the boot knocka, yo gotta buy one.
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knee-knocker

When you take your dick, and put it in between the girls calve, and hamstring (where they meet when knee is bent) and proceed to screw it.
Yo man me and Kelly have done every position ever, but last night i gave her the Knee-Knocker
by Heno August 2, 2007
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Pud Knocker

One who knocks puds with another "pud knocker"
(At a bar) This act, along with numerous others... "Say Dude...Ya wanna' come over to my place and "knock puds?"...would make you a Pud Knocker.
by Mo.D April 27, 2009
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Door Knockers

Large chains worn by women

Nipple rings
That theif stole my door knockers
by jackofalltra August 8, 2005
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fart knocker

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.
(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.
by moooose February 22, 2007
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puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs
"you puff-knocker"
by jim November 24, 2003
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