coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.

I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.

by Neobonde September 1, 2018

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 24, 2011