Gage

He is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever have. He is great at almost everything but most of all football. He is amazing and any girl would be lucky to have him. With his blonde hair and blue eyes, he gets all the girls but he only loves one. He might act uninterested at times but when he realizes that his girl is sad or alone he will come make her happy. He knows how to make his girls day 100 times better and if you ever meet a Gage make sure to be his friend.
Girl: OMG! It’s Gage he is so cute!
Other girl: To bad he has a girlfriend.
by Ccsel February 24, 2020
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You’re being such a Gage right now.”
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quit being a major gage
by jasuschrist October 06, 2021
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To have a inverted penis
Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn
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A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.
Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.
by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021
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a fucking rapist who sexually assaulted, raped and cheated on me countless times. all of his friends have sexually harassed and/or assaulted girls too, and they're all totally fine w it!
he raped you? what a gage
by fuckchoirbitches April 27, 2022
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