Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.

My cat likes to chase lizards

by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016

Cat

Cutest animal in the world.

1. I love cats.
2. Me too.
3. Agreed.
4. Cat lover.
5. Cat cool.
10. Cat is good.
20. Cats = Very Cute
∞. Agreed.

by CztFanatic October 16, 2022

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

cat

not a dog

Cat:meow

by STEVEN YELLOW March 1, 2017

Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020