by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 28, 2020
Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
that boy is a unripe watermelon
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 13, 2020
Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
by LochNessPlushie April 07, 2018
Information that is a kind of logical pathology consisting of logical conglomerates connected by logical fallacy and lies based on sentiment
by NeverAteShi July 29, 2022
by Zenoxum July 04, 2021
When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
by Joey of Gass August 17, 2011