Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018

Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

by Hym Iam March 06, 2024

Marco Moses

Slang for a man whom doesn’t accept a child or a man that looses his woman to his family

I feel bad for him Marco Moses ruined his life.

I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?

by Adam Moses April 24, 2023

Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man December 12, 2015

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 05, 2017

Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..

got any of Moses' murungi bro?

by knowitalllinlc January 12, 2012

Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark

Kobe Bryant and Moses Oreste

by Daniel Abaka March 03, 2012