Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!

“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”

by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019

jordan

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."

by castlering May 25, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.

girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan

by brownie 2 December 12, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a very extra girl. She is thinks she's ugly ,but she's really not. She'll laugh at almost anything. Don't forget just about everything scares her. She's sweet and kind in her own way. She might seem mean and cold hearted ,but just get to know her she'll warm your heart. She won't fall for everyone so if she falls for you cherish the moments you have with her. If you break her heart it is most likely her friends will have to have a talk with you. So if you ever find a Jordan don't give up any precious time you have with her.

Boy1: "Hey she isn't so cold hearted after all. She really is a true Jordan."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."

by Jordan's fallen for J. February 27, 2019

Jordan

Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot

Jordan: I like having multiple girlfriends

by Im retarded December 19, 2019

Jordan

A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing

Rylee: I just asked out Jordan!
Sean: Bro, what did he say?
Rylee: Dang it! He friendzoned me!

by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020

Jordan

Someone who is the coolest in the group.

Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.

by Idkbroos February 16, 2017