Glitter Cannon

A circle-jerk involving 5 or more guys with a girl either sitting or laying in the middle, receiving the cum all over her body, making her sparkle.

Dude, did you hear about Brittany?

Yea, she took a full glitter cannon to the face. She was shining from here to china.

by GBOA January 10, 2010

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Noob Cannon

A big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.

I'm a n00b and need an AWM to kill

by Mickie M March 12, 2004

Man Cannon

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.

eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.

by da coolest guy ever August 19, 2010

Herpes Cannon

A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.

My ex girlfriend is s herpes cannon

by Budadoo2 April 3, 2011

Nick Cannon

Unfaithful and birthed half the country

Man, this dude is a Nick Cannon, he got 7 baby mamas bro.

by Keep it in your pants September 30, 2022

Yellow Cannon

An erect penis with urine stream. Frequently occurs while trying to urinate with morning wood.

Leonard: "I tried destroying my yellow cannon this morning by thinking of a fat chick with multiple rolls but it didn't work."

Roger: "So what happened?"

Leonard: "I got urine on the toilet seat and had to clean it up."

by Willis Baylock, Earl of Wright January 24, 2010