Weekend fuck

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.

"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"

by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012

vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.

Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.

by Puking Observer March 1, 2013

p&d weekend

To have intercourse with a woman and then dump her.

I got two bitch lined up for a p&d weekend.

Hey is this a p&d weekend???

by crackin DMC May 13, 2005

House Party Weekend

Crazy times in Bucknell University, when every single person in Bucknell Network, on Facebook, changes his/her status to something stupid like "House Party. yay".
apart from that, people need to lock their dorm rooms at all times, to protect their properties(e.g desk, laundry basket) from a hall-mate that has no toilet education at all.

1. XYZ is HouseParty!! yaaaay.

2. that douche-bag peed in my room twice on House Party Weekend.

by empty alcohol container. March 28, 2008

weekend warrior weed

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.

what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.

by mastagusta December 18, 2009

weekender

A weekender is a person who often enjoys their life more than most. They usually are well off if not downright wealthy. Often times seen driving in packs of SUVs and hot convertables. SUVs of choice are the Suburban/Yukon, Range Rovers and the occasional BMW x3/5 or Ford Excursion. Weekenders Migrate momentarily around Firearms Deer Season, Christmas and then for around 4 months during the summer season when their spawn "brats", leave their private schools. Towns may grow rapidly from a population for 1500 to well over 12,000 in just a matter of days.
Weekenders often make their presence know by filling local lakes beyond capacity with boats and by letting their children raise hell.
The worst weekenders are of the Chicago and Indiana descent. These are often likely to be found in west michigan, especially anywhere within 25 inland miles of any Great Lake.

Fucking weekenders and brats ruin summer.

by atbj February 21, 2006

Birthday Weekend

The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.

I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.

Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!

by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010