Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of LuisWalter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
Whiti ChitChat legend, spends his spare time rizzing bitches... legend has it he was kicked out of school for being too cool and sleeping with all the guy teachers...
some describe him as perfect but i say hes more...