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Buddha Walrus

The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.
"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
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The Walrus

Much like the Angry Dragon, the walrus is simple. When you are getting head from a guy/girl and you are about to ejaculate, ram your dick far into his/her mouth, causing him/her to gag. You've blocked the air passage and the only way for your cum to exit is shooting through his/her nasal passage. Pull out immediatly and watch ur cum shoot out of his/her nose, resembling the walrus' majestic tusks. This can also be done by punching him/her in the stomach or tickling him/her as he/she is about to swallow.
Mike- "My girl was giving me head while I was watching the Discovery Channel, and I wanted her to resemble the walruses I was watching. So I gave her an Angry Dragon and it worked!"
by The Bitch February 16, 2007
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Miley Walrus

Also known as Miley Cyrus.

See slut.

likes to rub clits with her BFF mandy.
obsessed fan: OMGOMGOMG HANNAH MONTANA! EEEEE! IM GONNA GO POLE DANCE NOW CUZ MILEY DID IT! EEEE!

normal person: shut the fuck up about that slut miley walrus.
by MileySUXass November 26, 2009
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tripping walrus

when you take 2 hits of ballin acid, and your hearing seeing and feeling are all the same. all 56 possible walruses are swimming in your head.
"dude, i dont know what the fuck is going on, im sucking walrus cock" "Yup, you're tripping walrus."
by Tyler 42904904 May 29, 2008
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Sandy Walrus

When your screwing a girl on the beach you pull it out and stick it into the sand and drive it right back in her
I gave that whore the good old sandy walrus.
by Danielle LeClair March 1, 2009
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Iced Walrus

The act of ejaculating into a woman's mouth, waiting for her to begin swallowing it, and then sharply punching her in the throat with your genitals still in her mouth, thus resulting in your sperm coming out of her nostrils making the "tusks".
"God, that bitch was supprised when i decided to give her an iced walrus"
by Decessud November 7, 2007
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Flaufy Walrus

When someone is giving you head, and you cum in their mouth, pull out, and then slap them in the face so hard it Cum comes out of their nose.
1. Tony deserves a Flaufy Walrus
by cameron May 3, 2004
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