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ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.
Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"
by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025
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ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown, and the state puts them on psych hold for a while.
bro 1 says:

"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last february.."

bro 2 says:

"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the Ed Ward. The meltdown is all over social media."
by coldmeltdown March 5, 2025
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Christopher Ward

A great watch company from England.
"Hey, is that Christopher Ward?"
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fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls
Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy
by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022
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fergus fat ward

Fat greasy pedo shags dogs and teddy bears and pedo dad
Fergus fat ward is greasy wanker
by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022
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Cody Ward

"Cody Ward" is the name given to the bearded beast of Kentucky, he is a master in the art of eating the juice box

He will have your bitch throating his cock while her pussy is squirting all over your bed while your at your moms wstching yout brothers kids whole your brothers in jail for being a lil bitch boy

Forever to ne known as the pussy eating champion of the universe. He is the mightiest of all.
You could never be as good as "Cody Ward" you make my pussy dry, he has me.soaking all my panties.
by Makeherpussyrain July 21, 2023
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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