Blog Vomit

The process of writing about someone or something in your blog that contains discreet information that you will regret writing later. Blog vomit usually occurs when you are extremely irate and are too upset to fully think grammatical errors through.

Rachel's Wordpress Blog Vomit: wtf i am sooooo8 pisssed off at lisa she had the nerv to kiss brian and i am the only one wh o nos about her herpes break ouy bt u think i would tell anyone????? NO!!!1

by Anonconman December 31, 2008

vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.

John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.

by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010

Mouth vomit

When you vomit a little bit in your mouth and swallow it like you swallow the fact you don't have a life whenever you see a picture of a featherless chicken.

"Dude have you seen those featherless chickens, man I just got bad mouth vomit."

by #imnotavirginihavenoideawhatyo January 18, 2019

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

Vomit Love

when a guy/girl ask somebody to date them and they make you wanna vomit

female1: 'omg Toby that rank guy asked Brit out.'
female2: 'eww Vomit Love much?'

by Nikki Nguyen March 21, 2009

Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.

I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.

by ZDC2 February 13, 2022

bitch vomit

When a woman on her period or just plain pissed off lets her inner bitch off all over you

Dude 1: Why are you so pissed, dude?

Dude 2: I just got hit by a bunch of bitch vomit.

by Triple A&M February 27, 2011