When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
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Get the Turd Glob mug.A problem or situation with several shitty parts to deal with. Like a tiramisu, but instead of layers of sweet dessert, it's just layers and layers of turd.
"Yes, my ex-wife wrecked her car, but that's just the first level of this turdamisu. Now she can't work, needs me to cover our kids math lessons, and I just got my hours cut back."
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A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018
Get the perfect turd mug."Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
by Stormy151 September 10, 2011
Get the Denting the Turd mug.An invention made by attaching individual macaroni pieces to the prongs of a fork after preparing a bowl of Mac and cheese (usually, but not limited to, Kraft)
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Get the Mac and cheese trident mug.What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"
Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."
by mlamson January 8, 2011
Get the Got a turd in your pocket? mug.When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 2, 2008
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