mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
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mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
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Trophy Popper

A trophy popper is when a parent(mostly moms) give birth to children for displaying purposes only. They love to show them off but don’t really respect or care too much about them.
My mom just leaves her children with people while she goes out and does what she wants”

“Damn she’s a trophy popper
by OrngWfflz August 10, 2020
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“Trophy Wife”

Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.

A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.

A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”

“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”

“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
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Trophy Tap

The act of having sex with a woman who is, or has the potential to be a trophy wife.
Ex. 1: "That girl is a dime. I'm gon' trophy tap that tonight."

Ex. 2: Can also be referring to one's own woman from a third party's persective. E.g.

Kanye: "Y'all ain't gon' be trophy tappin' mine!"

Meaning: "None of you other people will be having sex with my wife, who is a trophy wife."
by BigFeetsmin February 16, 2017
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trophy pic

the act of taking a picture of your trophy (girl) while hitting it
Yo George sent me a fire trophy pic last night. She was so hot.
by man man 12 April 19, 2020
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the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.
I just had to shine the old trophy...
by <•_•> May 12, 2017
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