Tristan McClelland

A big nonce that likes team rumble

You ur such a Tristan McClelland

by BigSmartMan July 3, 2020

Tristan Wigley

Awesome at dying at hair. Lovely fella. Likes Doritos. Great banta. Loves a year below.

You know Tristan Wigley? Lucky bitch

by Ellelegend69 October 9, 2020

Tristan Gifford

He thinks it’s really funny to type the eggplant emoji and the donut emoji. Has a natural set of female repellent.

Girl: hide me, Tristan Gifford is coming

by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022

Tristan Beilman

The real Spider-Man, who lives in Greeley, CO and is the greatest superhero of all time.

Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!

by koolkatkid June 24, 2014

dirty Tristan

Tristan (sucks dick and eats too much sugar which means he's horny)

"Tristan was very dirty what a very dirty Tristan that cunt is!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Fortnite Tristan

The Name Given to Someone who beat Vinny in Fortnite: Battle Royale

Vinny: I lost to him in Fortnite: Battle Royale, lets call him Fortnite Tristan

by Paul Ponskin October 17, 2021

Tristan merry

A skinny twat who should die in a hole usually has no friends and thinks everyone is his friend.

Tristan Merry?, oh yeah the one who has no friends and should die? Yeah thought so too

by Come at me bitch April 25, 2020