Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.

Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!

by On The X September 19, 2022

Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024

curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb

I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it

by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019

Curb

An ugly boy

Yeah that boy Sam is a curb.

by Kimberly Rivera May 29, 2019

curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014

curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024