A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 05, 2009
a whip that you try to get as close to the ground as possible for more speed out of the landing. commonly used to get style points.
by Jarrett665 May 30, 2007
Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 05, 2008
When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
by Scrubbin October 05, 2015
Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob May 13, 2011
"Scrub Dunkers" commonly shortened to "Dunkers" are people who by their superior skill "dunk" (shit on) weak scrubs with inferior skills. A common way to identify such a person is to listen out for the sound of panties simultaneously hitting the floor
by Crack-Master March 11, 2020