Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

thick slip

When a sneak peek of baby fat,rolls,cheechos, or any thickness of the body shows during pictures or any other activity

Shana outfits nice but it looks messy because of her thick slip

by TrelCobaine April 1, 2017

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

by FlyerDave October 21, 2017

Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion

Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day

by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017

MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness

1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"

by dumbasian January 19, 2010

Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross

Ross is a thick cunt

by Mrng17 October 21, 2018

Thick Nick

When someone was once fat, then lost all the weight, but still act like a fat kid.

Dude, even though you're down to 180, you're still just a Thick Nick.

by The Bob Man April 12, 2009