Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
by BannonBalls January 03, 2022
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minnesota vikings

he’s probably the minnesota vikings
by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023
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Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.
The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress
by Aperson633 June 06, 2018
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viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass
- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
by spookfish May 12, 2021
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classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.
Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.
by Melody Cool May 14, 2023
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Yodelling Viking

When he lays on his back and pleases a woman with his mouth through yodelling while she holds on to the horns of his viking helmet.
I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii
by Yodelling Viking March 20, 2021
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Ghetto vikings

A failed wannabe cult 'nightclub' lead by a known abuser.
"Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"
by BristolBadger June 01, 2024
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