Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

Put the Sprinkles on it

A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.

Lucy: The cake is done!

Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

or...

Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails

Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

by LeoTheTruth August 23, 2012

Oil Sprinkle

Sprinkle a woman's cum on food.

My salad was just a bit dry so she gave it an oil sprinkle.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

no glitter no sprinkles

When your old computer teacher says random crap and you don't know how to respond

Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

Sprinkles

When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles eventually develop on the tips of fingers and/or toes.

“My feet have been in the hot tub so long, my toes have developed sprinkles.”

“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”

by Raeraerae17362784 May 11, 2018

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015