Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

CGS RANK

A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.

jordan and sleepie took cgs rank away from jamescgs even though he paid a dollar for it

by jamescgs November 27, 2021

Rank dog

Rank dog- someone that smells/ditches the boys aka dogs the boys

Sam” Oi you hear Ryan ditched the boys”
James”what a Rank dog he is”

by Happy days January 20, 2020

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

rank

the most bunk shit ever. commonly referred to when chattering about ouid.

bunk, whack, musty, just simply rank

by Buh Finn May 9, 2021

meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.

Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte

by Karakondzula January 19, 2024

Ranked Non

Ranked Non (scientific name: Rankus Nonus) is a species of Nons that have a VIP rank. They normally annoy people and have a case of ADHD

MVP: Ah look. A non trying to pretend to be a non
MVP++: Definitely a Ranked Non

by TrisecTroop August 29, 2022