Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.

Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte

by Karakondzula January 19, 2024

rank

multi purpose word-- to hump, screw, or shake. can also mean literally anything you want it to.

I ranked my pillow last night.
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?

by the ranker May 24, 2023

ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.

You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.

by wwnik13 July 25, 2017

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012

rank

the foolish misspelling of the word "Wrank"

Hey Jim, do you know how Bob spells "Wrank"; as in something that is gross and stinks. RANK, what a Nobhead............................. errrr how are you spelling Knobhead Steve?

by DMetalR February 06, 2018

Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 03, 2022