Skip to main content

Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 6, 2023
mugGet the Two nickels mug.

Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
mugGet the Nickel Smuggler mug.

Nickel Picadelli

When someone has a long, but very thin penis
Man 1: Hey, did you hear?
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.
by CtrlAssCheeks March 20, 2016
mugGet the Nickel Picadelli mug.

Nickel nap

Taking a quick nap with a nickel in your hand. As soon as you drop the nickel on the floor you wake up and go on with your day
I’m so tired but i don’t got time to rest, a nickel nap might do the trick.
by The Spreller November 13, 2023
mugGet the Nickel nap mug.

owen nickel

by dank papi meme king March 12, 2020
mugGet the owen nickel mug.

nickel your tipple

the act of tickling one's balls as well as the tip of the penis
Girl: I nickled his tipple last night
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today
by jimoney kriket November 22, 2011
mugGet the nickel your tipple mug.

Nickels

The smell of a person who has not taken a shower in a long period of time
You smell like this
*holds out a handful of nickels
by Mr Dr Doctor November 22, 2023
mugGet the Nickels mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email