michael

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.

Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!

by mylunatuna July 30, 2012

michael

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.

We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.

by TxTnks November 10, 2007

Michael

The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!

Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!

by manny1222333 December 13, 2010

Michael

Michael is a really nice guy and is a gamer he is pretty athletic and a great guy to be around he is a little annoying around people and when he doesn’t get his way the will get mad. He is pretty cute and attractive and amazing.

Hi Michael, hey wassup

by abclick me November 9, 2020

Michael

michael gets laid a lot

"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"

by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021

michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to

“hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever”

by puppyslvt March 10, 2022

Michael

Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.

Did you see him. Yeah. Who is he. Michael. He sure is hot.

by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020