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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
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George Walters

This man is an absolute legend although he's 5 foot 11 and 3/4 the unlucky little bastard. Fat cunt . You get me init , Cheers babes xxxx. I really love this man he's everything to me apart from the fact he's lanky af and a retard
Geogre Walters is being weird
Nah mate that's him being NORMAL
OOOOO That's so hot baby
OOIIIIII BITCH DONT LEAVE

Okay daddy

George Walters: Hey baby (lowest voice possible)
Girl : WET

George: 8======D
by Harvey Pace November 29, 2019
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Jean Walter Scot

An early 1900's American author. Son of Polish immigrants. Known for his socio-anarchist views and ideas. Born in 1899 and died in 1948 at the age of 49. He garnered a very small following for his strong socialistic views and opposition to US occupation in the European theater of war during WWII.
Dang, you're kicking socialist like jean walter scot!
by AmLitGal September 9, 2010
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james walter

Don't be a James Walter
by Akronzip2015 June 18, 2016
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Walter White

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
by LooseSniper May 23, 2023
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Walter

Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.
Fuckin' Walter!
by On crack October 21, 2018
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Walter

A ugly ass nigga that rapes girls for fun. He gets no girls.
Walter is ugly to me because of his body type
by Wallter December 5, 2019
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