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thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.
by Keith24 January 20, 2019
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motion thickness

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle
by Motion thickness March 18, 2014
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Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).
Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.
by JabaSan February 25, 2020
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Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion
Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day
by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017
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MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness
1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"
by dumbasian January 19, 2010
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Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross
by Mrng17 October 21, 2018
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thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016
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