tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 13, 2019

Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 04, 2010

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay

by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014

Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole

Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"

by Sketchy Jack December 16, 2016

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 November 27, 2015

table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 08, 2020

Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.

I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.

by Monochrome February 27, 2012