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Havin' a stretch

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"
by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016
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Stretch

A person who always wear black socks and got alot holes in his clothes ; his head like a walnut
Person A: Stretch change ya socks
Stretch: Hell no I just bought a pack
by Gotit230 November 22, 2021
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Stretch

Maxim be stretching out your bitch
Terrorising the streets of Kaiapoi all night every night
Fuck g have you heard about stretch?
Yeah bro he been stretching out my babymumma”
by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025
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Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
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Your Stretching it!

"Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
boy... it aint even that much of a big deal... your stretching it!
by RealEx December 12, 2023
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fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.
I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.
by tl_terry March 24, 2010
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Victory Stretch

1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.

2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015
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