dirty shield

When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it

Mom had a dirty shield

by Wedtard September 11, 2021

The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Race-shielding

Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"

"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."

by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022

she-shield

a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman

"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."

by catgirl69 January 3, 2022