ronald

a single grain of sand from the crushing of a rock.

An ant can lift not only a ronald but many ronalds equivalent to its weight.

by raindropsarered November 30, 2025

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Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane

by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

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Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

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ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

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Ronald is a boy/man who will have you turn your head to look at him without even speaking. You already know of his presence. He is protective and definite boyfriend material. He's always ready for whenever you need him. He's not afraid to express who he really is and he doesn't really care what others think of him. He's cocky and nice but he defends you when you truly need it. Never use a Ronald otherwise you'd damage his ego.

Girl 1: Shhh, Ronald's coming. I know it.

*Crowd quiets down*

Girl 2: How'd you know?

Girl 1: You just know...

by Shenyi's Handles September 22, 2018

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