taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

splashin the puddle

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

sun puddle

The reflection of the sun in puddle shapes that you see when looking out over a body of water on an overcast day and the sun is shinning through cloud openings onto the water in random spots.

As we drove past the lake I said to my friend Look at all those sun puddles.

by Tammy Marvel October 24, 2007

puddle jumper

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

by trav907 May 29, 2008

puddle of mud

shit nu-metal band. if you wanna listen to 'metal' listen to proper metal. not this 12yr old loving shite

by pakibeater June 1, 2003

puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

by redneckford January 10, 2014

puddle jumper

a slang term for a moped

That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway.

by corvus808 October 28, 2009