exhausted pigeon

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.

Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.

by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020

King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton July 1, 2012

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”

by _The_Savior May 8, 2018

Street Pigeon

Kind of like a regular pigeon, but born & raised in the city. You can find a street pigeon posted up in a random alley or just walking down the main strip. A street pigeon is tougher than your average pigeon because he's seen some shit. It is not in your best interest to ever make eye contact with a street pigeon, as it will feel provoked.

You see that street pigeon over there eating a cigarette butt like he don't even care?! These street pigeons be out here just trying to get a crumb.

by Camo Lovehunt March 2, 2015

Grease Pigeon

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.

“You disgusting grease pigeon!”

by SoySauce69420 April 29, 2022

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007