Microwave

This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up

Imma cook a cat in a microwave

by KraginMxr June 08, 2020

Microwave

Owen is a Microwave.

"Did you see owen? "
"You mean the Microwave?"

by ♡That_Thot_Anna♡ October 15, 2019

Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.

Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!

by Blackmamba28 January 14, 2016

Microwave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

by I'm gonna cry September 25, 2021

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 13, 2021

Microwave

What your ducking dog is in :)

Don’t check….
Don’t….

I microwaved your dog.

by Eldbdjjsnajaak April 19, 2022

Microwave

A tiny oven

I need a microwave

by Burnt bacon December 08, 2019