Ethan

Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet

Steve:"Wagwan my drilla, has man seen Ethan today?"
Bob: "yes my guy, best day of my life"

by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan

Ethan

by ThatkidcalledCaillou December 9, 2021

Ethan

If you find an Ethan consider yourself lucky. His brown eyes will find you instantly and you’ll never want to leave the room. He can be the absolute sweetest person. He knows when someone is upset or needs a friend. He has the cutest smile that will leave you speechless.

Lucky! You found yourself an Ethan!

by Fivethousand4once May 12, 2019

Ethan

A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him

Ethan you are so cute

by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020