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ride me

A sexual position where the lower person (usually a guy) lays on its back and is erect and the person on top has inserted the erect member in her or himself inside themselves and "rides" the lower person. If the insertee is familiar with cowboy culture they can yell out "ride em cowboy!" sometimes wearing a cowboy hat to enhance the rodeo effect. The lower person is usually a male, but lesbian sex is known to have something similar. A woman could conceivably be the lower member if she were to wear a strap-on and hold it in place.
Gee Dale! Ride me cowgirl! I am Roy Rogers, remember?!"
by ArnoldZiffel November 20, 2013
mugGet the ride memug.

mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"
by Reliquium May 31, 2004
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horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.
sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY
by your mom March 3, 2004
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CK riding

A term from the LA gang called the Bloods meaning, riding in Crips turf looking for cripts to kill
Blood 1: Hey Im bored

Blood 2: Were by Compton lets do some CK Riding
by Will Reed June 2, 2008
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riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.
michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.
by junkieman January 23, 2009
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top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.
I sure do enjoy a good top riding.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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