Thanos

A wrinkly grape with rocks and a glove

Me: I- what- what are you doing?
Thanos: Becoming the greatestt Marvel villian.
Me: Uh-huh... Yeah, have fun.

by (Insert Cringy Username) August 24, 2021

Thanos

He's a big fat grape that didn't pass 1st grade

Thanos the snaper

by Unieatspizza April 17, 2019

thanos

a big purple boi idiot with a green daughter and a butt chin who wants some cool rocks

thanos wants them rocks for his dick

by yongdaggerdick October 21, 2019

Thanos

purple

"That's one cool Thanos car!"

by Felicity Mae February 10, 2019

Thanos

a purple boi that wants some rocks to impress his gf

also the avengers hate him cuz he is purple.so racist omg dude why do they hate Thanos so much?

by yaroD May 1, 2019

Thanos

A mad grape

Thanos: hello, my namme Jeff
You: *dies

by Thanos/is_hot November 21, 2019

The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022