Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 07, 2024
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Te Ngahuru

A strong, Brave, tough man, Yet once you get to know him you will start to laugh and have a great time. He is very into Māori Spiritual World and is a big strong Māori Warrior, Te Ngahuru is very Kind and polite towards other people but one thing that holds him down is Anger. But other than that Te Ngahuru is an awesome powerful person
Te Ngahuru comes running though the doors, Oh My Gosh Hes so kind and polite
by Te Ngahuru November 01, 2018
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te jooci

voicu beleaua, mare om mare vorbă
nu se mai zice, alea ale noastre, vechi da mai țin “te jooci”
by sknnny June 08, 2022
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chinga te clumba

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

-Boy (2 years old)
Boy-Chinga te Clumba

Person- What does that mean?

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba
by The random People November 29, 2020
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<.8.7.0.>No Te Precupes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.8.7.0.>No Te Precupes<.7.9.7.6.>
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El que te focka

El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers
Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you
by TocZyx December 11, 2018
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te rangi

A rich black man, who aspires to be a builder
te rangi
by Slumpkid November 22, 2021
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