Platonic Tension

In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.

The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)

by ANDLOP January 12, 2021

Foreign tense

A tense that is foreign

Theses companies have foreign tense

by Tacolover203929 May 20, 2021

Sexual tension

The tension that Leo hart has for Randall in monsters inc

Hey how to did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction

by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022

Sexual tension

The tension that Leo hart and Randall from monsters inc have for each other

How did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction

by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022

spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023