noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
by RackTheJipper April 04, 2010
Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
by Sketchy Jack December 16, 2016
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014
Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?
Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?
Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
by davidhockney January 14, 2012
1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
by mcmugger June 28, 2011
A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 24, 2019