skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.

Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."

by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.

Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel

After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.

by Schlager February 6, 2008