restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017

Swan

to confidently befriend people in order to generate lasting relationships while leveraging their perks and capabilities

"how did we get bypass security so fast?"
"oh i know the head of security"
"ah i see, we're pulling a swan"

by shawnasaur March 8, 2020

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Swan stick uh

if you want you or somebody to say swastika secretly!

Me: yo is that a swan stick uh
Bro: no its a window
Me: m

by penis cumdick circumdecigonaa May 9, 2025

Swan

1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.

Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!

by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020

Swans Doe

Sacrilegious hookers on the run.

Damn, look at that swans doe in those jeans.

by thefuckowhocametotheparty October 15, 2011

Black Swan

When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality

The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.

by bronson1810 June 4, 2016