The act of ejaculating on ones own nether-regions (testicular area is preferable, but this can also work with the penis... i guess) after oral sex, and then slapping them on the side of your partner's face. Hold them there for as long as possible while going beep... beep... beep... If you manage to hold them there for 5 beeps you are required to boast to all of your close guy friends about your great achievement, as your man-score now has 100 more points. Also, You do not buy any alcohol for the next week, its on your buddy's tab. However, if it does not last 5 Beeps, it is an automatic dignity suicide, losing you 500 man points and rejection from civilization. A risky but potentially epic maneuver.
Man 1: Last Night i finished up with Bevelyn, And i decided to go for the Sticky Grenade. Held it there for the full 5.
Man 2: You Da Boss!
Man 1: Fuck Yeh.
(Macho Bear Hug/Sticky Grenade High Five)
Man 3: Dude, I Went for the sticky Grenade last night with that fit girl in the pink low cut tee...
Man 4: You Hit it Yeh?
Man 3: Well i got to 4...
*silence*
Man 4: Sorry who are you?
Man 2: You Da Boss!
Man 1: Fuck Yeh.
(Macho Bear Hug/Sticky Grenade High Five)
Man 3: Dude, I Went for the sticky Grenade last night with that fit girl in the pink low cut tee...
Man 4: You Hit it Yeh?
Man 3: Well i got to 4...
*silence*
Man 4: Sorry who are you?
by impregnated camel May 16, 2010
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by Somebody Outthere November 18, 2007
A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
by sammymoto August 28, 2010
Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.
by Foobaknid February 05, 2010
by tlay January 21, 2011