by Poopsnitch69 January 8, 2023

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

When a man uses his extra large nose to pleasure a woman's vagina; clitoris stimulation or penetration.
by Papadaux June 11, 2016

by ccuummm January 10, 2010

The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.
“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.
by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.
by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

by Too bad so sad June 11, 2013
